Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

like there is honestly no way you can look at every time edelgard decided that instead of trying to talk with somebody who should by all means be on her side she would just kill them, all of their friends, and all of their family, and be like “yes, this is sound decision making and definitely the most logical path forward”

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frankly speaking, any lego piece with lipstick, eyelashes, and long hair can NEVER win in the modern age. sorry.

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yes she’s the only person who understands where the true threats are, but she makes no effort to tell other people that before just slitting their throat

this makes her exactly no better than the threats she’s trying to destroy tbh

wyldstyle’s anti-duplo stance sure as hell didn’t win her the duplo vote. what was the plan there, you’re not gonna out anti-duplo lord business

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Summary

A man wants to kill a woman, but it’s the woman’s fault for not trying hard enough to convince him? Okay.

By the way from the FE3H wiki

Summary

On the Crimson Flower route, Edelgard worked to minimize the Agarthans’ influence within the Empire throughout the war. After the Leicester Alliance was conquered, the Agarthans collected the Heroes’ Relics from the former Alliance territories. Edelgard later double-crossed the Agarthans by attacking Fort Arianrhod in Faerghus and killing Cornelia, causing Thales to destroy Arianrhod with a javelin of light in retaliation. Edelgard and the Empire ultimately won the war, reunified Fódlan, and set out to completely destroy those who slither in the dark; multiple character endings confirm the group was eventually wiped out.

She literally does wipe them out. She steps down as emperor and goes off to die because she’s not living to see 30. Girl literally spends the last decade or so of her life trying to rid the continent of all the ancient fucks vying for control, and break the yoke of the church and the crests have over the nation to usher in an era of equality. Like Edelgard also gets rid of the nobility. It’s hard to say when she’s obsessed with power when she knows she’s on an incredibly short clock.strong text

this is bait

Bait for what?! Check the wiki I literally copy and pasted.

anyways I’m both not impressed about things that happen post-game off-screen when the actual game we play has her consistently choosing to genocide first and ask questions later

you did not copy that from the wiki

The part that’s quoted? I literally got it from the FE wiki (not fandom).

there is literally no shot that’s on the fucking wiki :joy_cat:

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check my quote lmfao

“genocide”
Who is she genociding? The REDACTED that she actually does not kill?


what the fuck is this layout man who gave my depths an antenna

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Legitimately May

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idk what redacted is but I use the term not literally here insofar as technically a large-scale war to annihilate multiple opposing countries isn’t a genocide

but it kinda may as well be tbh

anyways this has been a fun distraction but I have work to do and so I’ma head out

fun convo tho thx lel

HELLO?

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half a heart boss rush time yey
this was my first lilith run, ironically. I am NOT good at controlling the hoes

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You’re such a hater bro this is insane

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