benguinedparbecue (but worse)
Town Child Drowning Sports Fan Peter Singer Enthusiast
You are a member of The AGENDA.
You are a Communist (you know why).
You are a Leader.
You begin the game with 1 Child Drowning Charge.
Expert Analysis
Night Action — Key
Submit a prediction of which Guild will have the Advantage at the end of the next Day. If you are correct, gain 1 Child Drowning Charge. If you are incorrect, you may submit a rant at least 250 characters in length bashing your Guild (the Guild you thought would win) for their complete fucking incompetence to be posted immediately, and gain 1 Child Drowning Charge. You may use this action on Night 0. (The desired energy for the rant is absurdist and over the top, not mean. Do not try to include reads or anything else game-related that’s not relevant for the rant. A few example rants can be provided upon request. Note these are not written in the style of benguinedparbeque if that’s what you’re going for.)
Bag Chaser
Passive
We Do Not Endorse the Drowning of Children is Compulsive during N1 (Night 1) because otherwise you would be late for work.
We Do Not Endorse the Drowning of Children
Night Action — 1-Cooldown
Spend 1 Child Drowning Charge to kill a child who is drowning in thread (target player with 30 posts or less made the previous Day).
(X-Cooldown — You must wait X Phases before using it again i.e. 1-Cooldown means you cannot use it on consecutive Nights.)
Morally Justified
Night Action — Delayed
Spend 1 Child Drowning Charge to kill somebody drowning children in the thread (target player with 400 posts or more made the previous Day).
(Delayed — This resolves the following Cycle in the same Phase.)
Silksong release date is definitely going to be announced this time
Night Action — Encrypted Inactive
Spend 1000 Hopium Charges to learn the release date of Silksong. You may only use this during Night 99.
(An Encrypted action cannot be revealed by inspection actions e.g. a role cop. It can still be observed, and is not redacted.)
Mets Hat Meta
Passive — Leader
You are the Leader of The AGENDA. You know all members of your Guild. When you die, the player who has been a member of your Guild the longest (by number of phases, and ties are randed) becomes the Leader, inheriting all Leader abilities and usual responsibilities, and then all your Leader abilities become Sealed.
Many People are Saying This!
Immediate Day Action — Leader Multitaskable Unstoppable
Submit a post to the hosts made by another player that is either making fun of you, praising you, or expressing a “Town read” on you. If the author of the submitted post is not a Leader or Lieutenant, they are recruited into The AGENDA. You may only recruit each player once per game this way. (They are removed from their current Guild if applicable.)
Spread Propaganda
Immediate Day Action — Leader Multitaskable Unstoppable
Choose a piece of propaganda submitted during this Day for the event, and have the hosts post it publicly. You may use this up to 3 times per Day.
You are benguinedparbecue, also known (by Arete) as [REDACTED]. Originally recruited from the Quizbowl community, you’ve become a mainstay of the cookie thread. Among members of the Quizbowl community, you’re also known for your extended rants about poorly performing sports teams. In honor of your strong feelings about Peter Singer and his drowning child thought experiment, we’re giving you the opportunity to express your views in the clearest way possible: throwing more children into the pond.
You win when the Mafia and all other threats to the Town have been eliminated.