Fantasy of the Damned - Ended

just remembered golden corral isn’t a thing here anymore

it is
i love shiny things intensely
it scratches that itch in my birdbrain

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are you sure you didn’t accidentally swallow something

khajit

i also have catbrain i will admit
i have wares if you have coin

i swallowed playdoh once
not shiny tho

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if we ever fight i’m going to spam guard lines at you
this is a threat

YOU’LL MAKE A FINE RUG, CAT

must have been the wind

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is this a threat

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inconclusive

do consiser however, i’ve fought mudcrabs tougher than you

i’d love a rug made of me

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someone steal your sweetroll?

why

it would be such a cool conversation starter
“oh cool rug where’d you get it”
“me”
“…what”
me: covered in bandages head to toeme

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There wouldn’t be much you left tho

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It would be cool if you had a clone though and you made him into a rug

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that’s exactly what i did
he knew all my tactics tho so i got injured

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That’s why you hire other people to do it for yku

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i’d never turn down the opportunity to fight myself

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