just remembered golden corral isn’t a thing here anymore
it is
i love shiny things intensely
it scratches that itch in my birdbrain
are you sure you didn’t accidentally swallow something
khajit
i also have catbrain i will admit
i have wares if you have coin
i swallowed playdoh once
not shiny tho
if we ever fight i’m going to spam guard lines at you
this is a threat
YOU’LL MAKE A FINE RUG, CAT
must have been the wind
is this a threat
inconclusive
do consiser however, i’ve fought mudcrabs tougher than you
i’d love a rug made of me
someone steal your sweetroll?
why
it would be such a cool conversation starter
“oh cool rug where’d you get it”
“me”
“…what”
me: covered in bandages head to toe “me”
There wouldn’t be much you left tho
It would be cool if you had a clone though and you made him into a rug
that’s exactly what i did
he knew all my tactics tho so i got injured
That’s why you hire other people to do it for yku
i’d never turn down the opportunity to fight myself