My backstory requires some work.
for a low price i am available as backstory consultant
âlowâ
Hmm.
Havenât I already consulted you about my backstory?
yes
you can do it again
for me itâs a relatively low price
donât you have like
8 souls from all the people youâve slaughtered
i wouldnât call your low price of something low
Iâm actually really creative so if you give me gas and something I could probably spin like ten different back stories for you
but you would probably get 9 junk before anything good so
Iâm not creatively good
supreme
cat
toaster
leader
Iâve already got a grand backstory idea.
do you.
Yes.
With a unique philosophy and everything.
im waiting then
Spoiler alert.
my character doesnât have a philosophy
:â(
iâm just gonna make another serial killer
brb making a mass murderer
I basically have Quantumâs ability to make everyone answer a question, except instead I can give everyone a command they have to follow.
@everyone Thou Shalt Not Kill.