well clearly we’re not gonna get along
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Wait, but murder is illegal?
Banned.
i didn’t kill all of them
only 98% and tortured the other
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unless it’s to the sounds of trumpets
magnus i am a domestic terrorist
sabo be like: well actually no
we’ll be the best of friends
maybe sabo just wants to sabotage people who are rude and kill people
don’t judge
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no no no you kill 5 people at one time
i kill 20 people over the span of a month
there’s a difference
Not even then.
You can settle for high stakes hostage situations.
skill issue
hit me up if you want help with backstory
specifically if you want a tongue in cheek, maybe not quite serious backstory
I can do other kinds of backstories but I’m not as good at them
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“Pinecone embezzlement.”
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and that didn’t even happen
spruce was framed for pinecone embezzlement
i think thats the most lame crime i’ve ever heard a fictional character being accused of committing
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It’s more serious for Squirrels
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also gonna point out that he worked on an acorn ranch
think about that for more than 5 seconds
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Turns out Squirrel’s new character framed Spruce.
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