Framed for pinecone embezzlement at an acorn ranch?
How did that happen?
well
technically he was framed for pinecone embezzlement, then fired, then got a new job at the acorn ranch
but think about how an acorn ranch would even work
I’m pretty sure nuts technically have meat.
i crave the nut meat
delicious
i like pecans
actually since i dont think im playing i can actualyl just hit you up with my backstory nya
yay
not yay that you’re not playing
words are hard
yay for backstory
You had terrible luck in Death City.
Y’all making me wanna go more in depth with my backstory smh
I found this Simpsons quote.
Oh my God! The dead have risen and they’re voting Republican!"
— “Sideshow Bob Roberts”
of course they are
rolls 2/100
falls off bridge
gets neck snapped
16
the neck snapping was courtesy of me
amelia was nearly guaranteed to die by my hands that chapter
just didn’t expect it to be that anticlimactic
Please do not repeat your performance.
i’ll take the original route and snipe them from atop the empire state building
I’ll afk in the doorway, thus blocking your path.