Fantasy of the Damned - Ended

Framed for pinecone embezzlement at an acorn ranch?
How did that happen?

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well
technically he was framed for pinecone embezzlement, then fired, then got a new job at the acorn ranch

but think about how an acorn ranch would even work

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I’m pretty sure nuts technically have meat.

i crave the nut meat
delicious

i like pecans

actually since i dont think im playing i can actualyl just hit you up with my backstory nya

yay

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not yay that you’re not playing
words are hard
yay for backstory

You had terrible luck in Death City.

Y’all making me wanna go more in depth with my backstory smh

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I found this Simpsons quote.

Oh my God! The dead have risen and they’re voting Republican!"
— “Sideshow Bob Roberts”

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of course they are

rolls 2/100
falls off bridge
gets neck snapped

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@discobot roll 1d100

:game_die: 16

the neck snapping was courtesy of me

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amelia was nearly guaranteed to die by my hands that chapter
just didn’t expect it to be that anticlimactic

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Please do not repeat your performance.

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i’ll take the original route and snipe them from atop the empire state building

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I’ll afk in the doorway, thus blocking your path.

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