Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

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#701

When they are called
They will answer

#702

honestly if we’re twiddling our thumbs for the explosives to be easier we should maybe go to crystal

#703

there might be valuables or some way to blow up the mountain like emilia is predicting

#704

Route:

Armory (get weapon)

Every other roll should be easier after this point since our character clearly doesn’t lift

#705

Imps and other threats are what butchered last run

#706

so

get armour

get explosives

???

let dragon army come in

cave the mountain in on them

#707

if we want to we can evacuate the gnomes

#708

which is presumably why the train is there

#709

Seems plausible

#710

Magnet is a uniquely useful tool to do mass AoE damage to Enemy army
Train can probably perform similar role

#711

i have played dwarf fortress for 5 years

I am qualified to cave in a mountain

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#712

ok can we actually use stuff creatively?

so far this is basically just functioning as we make a decision and get told what happens

#713

i think you’re thinking about this in the wrong way

we need an amulet of yendor

a macguffin that they want and will do suicidally dangerous things for

#714

we put it in the deepest crevices of the Mountain and then when they all try to look for it cave the mountain in on them

#715

hopefully we can kill any stragglers

#716

if we are using dorf fort logic we should just make a big ass drawbridge and crush them with it

#717

We need to dig too deep and too greedily in order to awaken the Balrog

#718

release the clowns

#719

get the cotton candy

#720

Clown University will come to our aid in this dire time