Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

that is also not a bad idea

evacuating everyone and releasing a horde of demons/one really big demon to kill the dragons

we will probably doom the earth but it’s ok it’s quirky

the clown undulates rhythmically

it fluffs its chartreuse feathers

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I don’t know how to perform a blood sacrifice
Much less should Rye

@Osieorb18

Does Rye know how to summon Satan

You see

we are a gnome

our race is morally bankrupt, with no concept of human emotion or empathy

so, genocide is on the table

we good with that?

no you just dig deep

i can give spoilers if you need them

I do think genocide is an effective method at handling our current problem

Then we should use explosives to mine

Is summoning satan the way to do it

i believe we should use our gnomish intellect and technology

to create a howtizer to bombard our enemies

this is the way

the gnomes definitely have diggers

the question will be is are they fast enough

no just dig into hell

this is not hard

smh my head

The gnomes in this world clearly lack any redeeming qualities
They don’t even know why they named locations such as The Nest

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thats true

gnomes arent dwarves

I say we kill everyone
Literally spare nobody

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we either put something the dragons want deep into this mountain and then blow it up while they’re looking for it so they get caved in or we dig into hell and release at least one nasty demon who can hopefully do the hard work for us

Exactly

this is the way

releasing a demon will do that

two birds one stone

Yeah
Endgame is mass slaughter