Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

if it doesn’t work we just wasted time and manpower

if we want to prove we know how to summon a demon we need to do a test sacrifice of some livestock

wait maybe your right

Gnomes dont have empathy

therefore we do not have souls

hmmm

Sacrifice a gnome
We know they are all virgins

why would a demon want them then

The duality of war criminals

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What we know of Gnomes:

  • Virgins
  • Are morally bankrupt
  • has no empathy killing their own kind
  • Will actively try to summon satan

we aren’t a gnome

we’re a human

oh

but we have 68 gnomes though

if we are a gnome it makes 69

which is the perfect number

we are a gnome, yes

food / slave labor

We are a slave driver who wants to commit genocide to ensure maximum suffering on all sides possible

We should run it back to bakery guys

amory!!!

that’s amore

i was going to do horrible things to my dwarves but I’ve grown too attached

like this post to instantly die

mice

yes

well now they step rye, and their gluten free this time

no

well, there is really only one thing to do.
we have to go back to where we left off, we go back to magnet

/go plant

(I have more faith in us failing to roll 5 or more compared to us rolling more than a 4 to get there the normal way)

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