Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

Dragons are usually greedy creatures by nature, and very prideful

we can play into that

Yeah I believe mass genocide is the only way to salvage this timeline, how could you tell?

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If we blownup the mountain the dragon can’t so profit

Geyde is right

we need to make a covenant with the devil

we need to spread the word that we found mithrill in the mines

they’ll wet themselves and immediately rush their invasion meaning it won’t be very good, and they’ll search this entire place meaning they’ll all be in here to get owned when we blow them up

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Rye, after rewinding time to escape his mistakes, became a hardened megalomaniac

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how many corpses/sacrifices do we need to summon our dark master

Nobody knew why this had happened, other than vague whispers of summoning demons and the apparent “uselessness” of the gnomish race

We have 68 blood sacrifices ready at our disposal

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just dig lmao have you never read Tolkien

We sacrifice ourselves as the last one

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But we may not have the time to dig

we need something now, we need the power

With 69 sacrifices, the demon will trample this puny army

(Dig method still probably the best)

/go to armory

we need a dagger for the ritual

We just offer the 68 gnomish souls as tribute

how would we summon a demon

This is the main reason for the dig method

Ez

create a blood pentagram, all we need is one gnome