discard your entire hand to double* your chances at a royal flush
it has to work eventually
Oh I know the rules I had to learn that with my family I just haven’t played enough to know what I’m doing
im dragging you to play
i think poker is a pretty free-form game
like mafia
there are plenty of advice, lots of opinions and theory, pros go deep
but u can do whatever u want really. very similar games
all you need is a basic understanding of the rules, a little knowledge in mathematics, and a doctorate in psychology
all simple stuff really
you can do dumb gambits in both games and they can work or fail in both games
the thing about poker is that you can twist the odds in all sorts of way but without literally cheating it’s entirely possible to lose or win through nothing but pure luck
sometimes you’re just fucked with absolutely zero way out no matter what from the moment the hands are dealt and it is what it is
it’s more likely to happen in formats like blackjack than proper poker but it can still very much happen
I’ve played mahjong y’know
One might think at first glance that the rainbow flag represents teaching me “in a gay way”, and is therefore one of the friendlier options, but that’s the heart. The rainbow flag is the most aggressive option.
For reasons that one can guess.
no im just being a really good ally
A reaaaally good ally. So good that you’re basically gay, and so it’s okay t
a really good ally pretends to teach the notable cishet may to steal all his money
what i steal for you in money playing poker youll steal tenfold in spirit playing mahjong
The mahjong table will be hell
You could read them all together in a drawn-out message, and thereby continue the sentence with “I pray for your survival”.