GOAT^2 - Game Thread (5/15) - Day 6 - Mafia wonnered

I POINTED RHIS STUFF OUT LIKE D1/ EARLY D2 AND EVERYONE TOLD ME IT WAS TOWNY/NAI LITERALLY 1984

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Literally five hundred and sixty four. I would permanently banish you from Being Wrong Land for this offense, but that would be rude, we can at least host you as a valued guest.

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Really, all this whole debacle does is prove me RIGHT, when you think about it, because I frequently talk about how I’m addicted to tunneling. ← Coping

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I was actually gonna say nothing game-related after banning myself from reading (cause I have to go to bed but it’s funnier if I pretend it was because of that), but I will note that for Vulgard to be wolf in the first place, the mafia have to be bussing harder than is natural - O kazo focused a lot on Vulgard and vice versa, so it makes perfect sense for Brad to be thrown into the mix. The behaviors parallel each other perfectly.

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Why doc Molly?

Jesus christ May’s posts are mad performative and annoying.

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God that’s why Vulgard reacted to my Vulgard/Lemon world like that isn’t it. Right formula wrong answer, and I openly stated I was prioritizing Lemon…

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Yeah but are they false

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They probably are I stopped reading after a few sentences.

When you think about it, forum mafia posts are just like a bunch of Wordle words in quick succession. Think about that next time you’re skipping over a wallpost.

Anyway who are the mafia

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That… yeah, that only solidifies my worldview from earlier lmao

Nice job

I was going to re-evaluate you both but now I don’t have to

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Okay so a few things

  1. Read the game I linked earlier. Just read it. It has me/Brad W/W so it should be objectively useful for reading both of us. I bussed both my partners in that game and it gave me exactly 0 MLs.

  2. I’m no longer clearing Brad for the meta thing, obviously. He hasn’t really been playing for the last few phases and May’s WiM boost is making me reconsider things a bit.

  3. If you don’t like the meta thing then how about you read his short ISO in the game I keep referencing and check if it’s valid in the first place? Not a single person has done that and that’s the entire basis of my read. Me defending Brad is one thing, but it has a reason, a reason nobody has seemed to check.

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It’s not really that important right now because I’m dropping that read but I think it’s still relevant and nobody has wanted to double-check with me :(

Links are of the devil. You’re telling me this webpage is trying to take me to ANOTHER webpage??? There’s fucking more of them??? I spend ENOUGH time looking at webpages as-is. Terrible stuff.

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Maybe it’s Molly and Brad and I miscleared both hm

I need to read them again

Yo Brad can you argue that it’s Molly and Vulgard so I can be the objective winner of this PoE

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You had like, what is it, 4 days?

Speaking of Brad it’s interesting that at no point did he use the game we just played as W/W to read me

That said he barely played that game and/or wants to forget it so maybe that’s why

Spent them all meditating on the devilish nature of links

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My goal in life is to ensure that nobody can tell when I’m joking, using a metaphor, or speaking literally at any point in time. I would not have to do anything to achieve this, because that’s just how I am in the first place, but I go above and beyond.

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