(sorry guys)
(ive been so busy)
(im back tho)
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(wait what)
I should be able to do the next event tomorrow
(God fucking damnit)
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Ophelia is noticably calm. Isnât that nice for her. A nice, calm presence is what we need after such a major lo-
âOh! I just noticed!â She smiles. She has⌠unsurprisingly sharp teeth, from this angle. âYou have really good biceps, miss Marissa.â
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event time
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wooooo
The Archbishop storms into Littenâs quarters in a blind rage.
Archbishop: LOOK WHAT THEY NAILED INTO MY CHURCH!
It just looks like a few pieces of parchment.
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âHmm?â
Litten is going to pretend that the arm thing didnât happen and looks at whatever they said until it forcibly comes up probably
Archbishop: Some GUY named (singsong voice) âSmote Lemongraveâ has accused me, and the church as a whole, of CORRUPTION!
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Litten sighs thank god it wasnât that
(What do the papers say)
âSlandering the church isnât okay. Who does this guy think he is that he thinks he can get away with slandering the people upholding the ninthsâs will?â
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Archbishop: He accuses us of this just because weâre selling cushy tickets to the afterlife at 100 gold a pop! AND, not only that, but he wants us to change page 118 of the holy book to raed âselfishnessâ instead of âelfishness.â Just because elves arenât real!
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Archbishop: AND HE WANTS TO GET RID OF MY HAT!
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âOutrageous. If the dead want a cushy afterlife they need to pay for it. We canât let this stand. Who is this guy?â
Archbishop: I donât know! This was only possible because of those damn presses. GET RID OF IT!
VOTE: What should we do about Smote Lemongraveâs accusations?
A: Track down Smote Lemongrave and have him burned at the stake.
B: Forbid all usage of the printing press that was used to create this heresy.
C: Slander Lemongrave in whatever way possible.
D: The Church should address these concerns.
(some of these may involve hidden dice rolls)
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VOTE: Option D
(i thought he was lemongrave, not steakgrave)
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