maybe we should take one of litten’s arms to even it out
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King Soloman
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king solomon, the babysplitter
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The right.
If I was a bit more prepared, I would have specified that they took my left arm, the non-dominant one. Unfortunately, I had a lot on my mind considering I had just been thrown directly at a ravenous crowd by the King’s bogus accusations.
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It is, however, the price we pay for not being thrown in the river. Next time, though, if Litten does succeed in getting me tossed in the river, I have approximately 0 chance of making it out. I could barely swim with two arms.
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this is the dumbest peasant’s revolt in our kingdom’s history
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next event eventually tm
“I… am at a loss for words. Historians may very well look back on this revolt as the most suspect in history. This will ruin our kingdom’s reputation.”
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“Also I don’t know if you’ve noticed but all places across the kingdom are teetering on a full-scale rebellion.”
“Truly well done.”
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“Interesting…”
(King Litten regrets some things, not the arm loss. But some things. Litten himself regrets nothing)
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(this situation could have been handled more delicately)
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(Uhhhhhh… Holy shit that was a terrible event huh? This might be one of the first times I see a very viable argument for rebellions lmao.
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(just remembered this existed)
Wait, do we know of any substance/material/mineral that frogs specifically disdain? (Akin to how vampires are said to disdain garlic.)
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Heya folks
Sorry for the lack of events “school” (read: my parents) is being 1984
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Maybe event today
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(dunno we are dealing with moon lizards)
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