@ElizaThePsycho ?? farming should be 12
Oh
Well fuck I guess it is 12
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Never, ever underestimate the Count Farming Capabilities
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(We never needed to pay the other part because they died)
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Chancellor: Hysterical rumors are circulating through the Southern peasantry, Your Majesty. Thousands of otherwise sane individuals believe that you, I, and, indeed, everyone in the Council are… ahem… frog people.
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“I’m sorry, what?”
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Spymaster: It’s true, your majesty. Apparently we came from the Moon to replace all humans with frogs, and are simply wearing human skin.
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Two of Baron Marzipan’s messengers arrive and begin taking notes.
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“Is this an actual issue if only a small percentage of people believe it?”
Spymaster: Not only do those who believe believe it fervently, there’s many of them. If we don’t do something, it may cause the peasants to rise up against their… uh… “frog masters.”
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“This does seem like quite a problem. What are our options?”
Chancellor: That’s where the Council comes in.
VOTE: What should we do about the conspiracy theories in the South?
A: Forbid all mention of frogs in the South. (55% chance of working, based on Authority)
B: The King should give a speech to remedy their concerns.
C: Have the Grandees tour the South with the Chancellor to show they aren’t frog people. (30% chance of working, based on Stability)
D: We shouldn’t dignify these allegations with a response. (-Stability, -Faith, others)
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I’ve been called “Snake”, “Rat”, and “Vulture” before. But I must admit, frog is a new one.
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also let it be known that it is a miracle no defiances have changed yet
None of these options seem particularly appealing for our not-so-lovely Grandees. I am interested to see what they have to say on this matter.
Of all the regions I expect this the most from the grandees.