King of the Castle 2: Litten is King: Game Thread (GAME CANNED)

[pandora]

@ElizaThePsycho

C: Have the Grandees tour the South with the Chancellor to show they aren’t frog people. (30% chance of working, based on Stability)

VOTE: option c
Let the Counts handle their own people!

[Marshal]

I can strongly understand why the southerners would look at King Litten and think humans have been replaced by frogs. I would be lying if part of me didn’t at times consider the same possibility.

[Marshal]

I appreciate your continued commitment to leaving us Counts out to dry, but for better or worse our people seem to be content on not throwing wild accusations around. For now.

[Zone_Q11]

@ElizaThePsycho

A: Forbid all mention of frogs in the South. (55% chance of working, based on Authority)
B: The King should give a speech to remedy their concerns.
C: Have the Grandees tour the South with the Chancellor to show they aren’t frog people. (30% chance of working, based on Stability)
D: We shouldn’t dignify these allegations with a response. (-Stability, -Faith, others)

A will not work.
B is unreliable.
C is even more unreliable.
D is just the only option.

When people call Zuckerberg a lizard, it isn’t as if anything changed significantly anyways.

Then again, we do be primitive, so if threatening the masses was an option, then I would’ve probably chosen it.

VOTE: Option D

[pandora]

Well, I know I am not a frog. My people don’t seem to think so. You take care of yours.

[Litten]

(It’s the grandees)

[Marshal]

You know, I thought nobles were supposed to be the only ones who could read. Clearly even the Nobility among the Chiefs know how to do little besides yell and grunt

[Hazardwaste]

… Now i dont want to say C… but it would be funny

[pandora]

(ME HWEN DYSLEXIC)

[Hazardwaste]

Imagine having them walk around with signs saying they are not frogs. that would give people a laugh

[Marshal]

Frankly, I am firmly committed to the old Count strategy of “do nothing about a problem and hope it gets better”. Has worked out for us. Proactivity is the tool of an unhappy man.

VOTE: Option D

[Hazardwaste]

i dont know if thats a motto we should live by Marissa

[childe]

who caressssssssssss
just let everything resolve itself
nobody likes working

VOTE: Option D

[Marshal]

I am not one for Mottos. They don’t teach that in Count school. Perhaps your Baron education could come in handy. It’s not my job to be inspiring. You are our claimant after all. I will leave the Motto-making to you.

[Litten]

“I’ve been informed that if we don’t do anything about this problem, the peasants might start getting ideas and revolt…”

[Marshal]

Well then what do you suggest? These people seem quite committed to their theories, and none of the options seem particularly inspiring otherwise. These things tend to die down on their own, perhaps meeting them head-on will only serve to fan the flames.

[Litten]

“This would be true, for any other region, but this is the grandee region we are talking about. The fires don’t die out - they are actively lit sometimes. I guess my major question is how exactly do they expect a frog to wear human skin. Frogs are tiny. How uneducated are these people?”

[Marshal]

Earth frogs, perhaps. But what my scholars tell me of moon frogs… it’s more than possible for them to possess such a technology

[Zone_Q11]

If they do, then we can start civil war.

[Litten]

“I think it would be helpful if we had a council member be willing to make a speech about why their belief is irrational, but, if no one else would be willing…I don’t see why having one of my advisors making a speech for me isn’t a good idea. It’s better than doing nothing, and all it does is block out one date in my schedule.”