King of the Castle 2: Litten is King: Game Thread (GAME CANNED)

(i just realized the sentence i replied to was a pun)

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(Nice)

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(itā€™s handy to read things beforehand)

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(Got to hand it to you, that was pretty good)

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(thanks, paying somebody else to think of the joke nearly cost me an arm and a leg)

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(boo, marissa already said that one)

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(donā€™t worry, i can beat people into forgetting. my arm is strong)

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(Gonna start a pun arms race, huh?)

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ā€œKing Litten, the peasants are having an uproar due to yourā€¦ā€ Umbriferous Uiora restrains her anger.
ā€œfeeble attempt at supplanting the role of the Ninth. It is only for the Ninth to quell such pandemonium surrounding frog people. They are rightfully distressed at this HERESY.ā€

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(I feel like you guys are most reaching with those pun)

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(When Eliza says the other consequences Iā€™ll start roleplaying and Iā€™m dead inside rn but at least I have both my arms)

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(this is really getting on my nerves)

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(Fair I didnā€™t want to right as of this moment anyway. My stomach hurts, itā€™s 6am and I need something to eat but the fridge is empty (my mother would say it is not, itā€™s just that there is nothing Iā€™d like) but effectively empty)
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(looks like Iā€™m going to be spending like Ā£11 on KFC for one person today for breakfast again)

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(Rn itā€™s 2 am and Iā€™m just eating bland chips about to sleep, rip your food situation)

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(do they do mcdonalds monopoly in america? if so, have they also kind of replaced it with ā€˜winning sipsā€™ (wtf))
(also have they replaced fanta with diet fanta everywhere as well in america?)

(I think monopoly McDonaldā€™s is like seasonal also diet Fanta is most certainly not replacing regular Fanta)

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(I donā€™t go to Macdonaldā€™s enough to know, but regular fanta is way more common than diet at most retail places)

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(They just removed regular fanta from UK mcdonalds. Itā€™s a disaster.)

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You people are all terrible

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(Iā€™m surprised there isnā€™t rioting in the streets)

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