I can count on one hand the number of times i’ve insulted you lot. But suddenly my tragedy is the subject of numerous jokes?!
A messenger walks up to you.
"Baron Wilhelm Marzipan of House Squirrel, third of his name, guardian of the woodlands, wishes to make his will be known.”
you did this to yourself
literally
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@Litten Don’t think this betrayal will go unnoticed. To think I was your right hand man at one point… how far we’ve come.
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Wow, look everyone. The Baron here with the observation of a lifetime. Well done. Please, a round of applause. If um… somebody else could start it.
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The messenger bows. “If that is your wish, milord.”
He begins clapping politely.
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Thank you, kind message jockey. I admit, I thought about defying the age old adage “don’t shoot the messenger” until I realized I needed to figure out a new way to use a Bow & Arrow. Now, even that seems unnecessary.
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“I appreciate you not shooting me, milord.” The messenger bows again. “Would you like me to convey a message to Baron Marzipan?”
Can you relay the sarcastic applause? You did good the first time, just repeat that back again.
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“Of course, milord.” The messenger leaves.
(Oh gosh this is painful, wow…)
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(not as painful as some of these puns)
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(dont worry, writing them gives me carpal tunnel)
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(one the one hand, lots of these jokes have been cringeworthy)
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(it’s a good thing to make handiwork with, though)
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Sooo you remember how the peasants were organizing a manhunt for litten
Yeah they also abandoned their farming posts to do so
-2 Grandee Farming
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all in all:
+4 Grandee defiance
+5 Count defiacne
+3 everyone else defiance
-2 Authority
-2 Stabiltiy
-2 Grandee farming
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-1 of Marissa’s arms
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which arm?
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what the fuck
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