Oh ive made similarities between him and i. He has the whore queen complex. He sees women as either queens or whores and nothing in between. That sounds oddly familiar…
I wish i dreamt a dream that i was someones house pet and they took care of everything and made all decisions and i know it would be a really fun dream and i wish i kept dreaming and dreaming and i never woke up
The coming-of-age comedy genre is filled with these kinds of stories, especially a lot of stuff in the '80s.
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I realized why i kept gagging when i brush my teeth. I just cant keep my tongue away. I have to think about it. If i dont i just treat it like food and i keep licking my toothbrush and that’s how i end up eating lots of tooth paste and no wonder i gag u gag when you eat tooth paste
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That’s exactly why you buy flavoured toothpaste that actually tastes nice.
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Isn’t that for little kids only? The ones here that all have yummy flavors are for kids. Theyre tiny and have advertisements aimed at kids on the package. The adult ones are all sour and bad tasting. Like with bubble gumm
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pick wisely bubblegum toothpaste is horrid
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i’m pretty sure regular toothpaste is meant to taste like mint.
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buy flavorless toothpaste
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Yes, but kids toothpaste typically has sufficient ppm flouride anyway.
But also they sell ones specifically for adults with sensory issues and things as well. I have apple fresh senses toothpaste but they’re currently out of stock atm - think they don’t make them anymore or something.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Senses-Apple-Fresh-Toothpaste-Adult-Friendly/dp/B085LNQWPZ
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If you’re willing to fork out, Hi Smile has been profiting off of toothpaste companies’ inability to innovate or accept that adults like flavours other than mint for the past few years. They sell flavoured toothpastes of all different varieties as if they’re vape flavours.
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i’m so bored
Hi so bored, I’m Ash.
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Whenever I make that joke, I have to consciously remind myself not to put my actual name.
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don’t worry i consciously recognize it as your actual name anyway
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what
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yeah chickens eat them for vitamins