Hello. I’m tutuu and I am decidely, unapologetically, certainly town.
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did tutuu write these with all the sincerity he could
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22 who wins
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may wins this one. the first one feels like a parody of myself from a third person pov, the second one speaks from a first person pov. i used to write something like that as my opening post in every game because it sounded really goofy and made me laugh
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just think which would you say to your lover
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i’m about to post a tuutuu impression watch just watch me
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all eyes on you!
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ICI WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
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Hello, my name is Two “Tuutuu” Tu.
I sincerely believe that licorice is the single greatest invention humanity has ever devised. Every other thing, before or since, has been of complete and utter meaninglessness. If you tell me that licorice is not for you, you are fucking lying, and I am going to flood your room with a deadly neurotoxin.
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this is 90% icibalus 10% atlas 
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It’s 100% tutuu
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as you can see i have to keep my ability to exactly imitate the writing styles of others sheathed or else i will ruin society by making everyone unable to trust who is speaking to them at any moment
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whaat? 
so cute! may purring like a kitten 
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there’s a secret thread?? without me in it… and they’re making fun of me? no… it could never be
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may you go now THIS FOR ALL THE MARBLES 1-1
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REAL
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This is pure artistic beauty
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thank you thank you. i have realised today that “deadly neurotoxin” is pretty high up on the list of comically unrealistic threats because it’s, like, just close enough to a thing that exists that it makes you pause for a moment
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I will flood your floors with legos
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