This is the price of my contract
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Where did you get this
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I searched kyubey on the internet
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i dont think it beats “let’s kill this guy with hammers” though
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22 is having a hard time picking
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i will give this one to litten. content wise, i wouldnt be so forward toward may out of fear of being taken the wrong way, and id more likely say what she said in hers. so content wise may’s one i feel like is better. but i will give it to litten coz i think litten’s one captured my tone better overall. i use emojis a lot when im being playful. for may’s post i think i would have added some sobbing emojis or these ones “;-;”. or maybe some exaggerated crying. i think may’s post is a good arctic roleplay
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its just, like. if you bring up killing people with hammers enough times it becomes less effective. Like how moves go stale, doing less damage, in smash
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drugs and murder
Kill people with hammers.
Kill people with hammers.
Kill people with hammers.
Stop using hammers to nail stuff into walls, it’s not what they’re for.
Hi. My name is Franklin Hammer. In 2014 2024 I had an idea.
I should kill people!
So to help people, I invented this bad boy. It’s for killing people. Not for nail stuff.
Have you ever killed anybody. It is awesome!
I’ve killed 1000 people. Feels like heroin. You ever done heroin? It’s great, kinda makes you feel you know… nice.
So if you haven’t done heroin, do heroin, then kill a person with a hammer. You’ll be like “whoah, that’s like the same thing.” And if I see you using a hammer for anything other than killing guess what I’m gonna do. And I can’t get in trouble with it cause I’ve got one of these [Kill People with Hammers Pass]. Government gives you one of these when you make your first billi(on). You can kill as many people as you want. You can be standing over a body with a bloody hammer and a cop could see you, and you can show him this and he’ll just be like “yup, alright.”
So do heroin and then kill somebody with a hammer this weekend.
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I could use this to float my massive ego but I will be humble and state that it was a well fought fight
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its fucked up how part of the process of getting a GIC appointment is that you have to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village in the UK…
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I often like fictional women to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain but unfortunately I don’t have an easy explanation for this…
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Does any body know what
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@Kyubey @May thank you a lot for giving me the attention and playing with me it means a lot 
it made me feel happy. thank you for real its unfortunate that may doesn’t see me as a friend but i like you two, you’re fun!
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WHAT
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who could’ve predicted this.
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I didn’t mean that!!
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What did I miss
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You may find the answers you seek. In Grimsby.
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