Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

i am not, and why are you talking about me in third person?

arctic finds it contradictory that i say that maybe im asexual when i make all these jokes about goth mommy dommies. i understand that his message is positive but him making a guess that i dont actually enjoy saying these things and i only say stuff for others is off the mark. he says all those deep philosophical stuff but things are literally fine? in this regard. its not impossible that i could do better with standing up for myself in other contexts, but this conversation was borne because he thinks im secretly sad because me making dommy mommy jokes if i also think im asexual is contradictory and if i do that then maybe i secretly dont like myself

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galarian weezingā€™s misty surge shuts down the upside of itsā€™ own signature move
if i got into what a confusing pokemon indeedee was weā€™d be here all day
pincurchin being the best electric terrain setter was insane. and then they introduced Miraidon who exists in a different fucking dimensioin
rillaboom

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itā€™s incredible that despite electric terrain being the best itā€™s ever been non ubers teams will set it manually before they devote a teamslot to pincurchin

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i cant get over the fact that miraidon and koraidon are basically just the same fucking pokemon and the main reason why miraidon is even more busted than koraidon is just because thereā€™s actual ways to deal with weather to shut down protosynthesis and your options for making miraidon less of an unstoppable nuke are basically like. Exactly Rillaboom

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like yeah thereā€™s more to it than that obviously special/physical stuff and electric/dragon being a better type than fighting/dragon

but it really does come down to the fact that shutting down Orichalcum Pulse is actually viable in Ubers whereas Hadron Engine is just. Some shit youā€™re stuck with

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what does the medic from tf2 have to do with pokĆ©monā€¦

(are ubers like top level comp)

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it used to be!

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is it uber uber now

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orichalcum pulse? is that like, a hardmode terraria weapon

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like they keep adding on words like dragon ball z

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mega rayquaza was so good they had to ban it from ubers. fuck you youā€™re in anything goes now

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in competitive singles there are tiers based on usage and bustedness, and you can play lower-tier games to play less overwhelming pokemon

ubers was supposed to be the pinnacle of just unfathomably busted legendaries
then mega rayquaze happened and now thereā€™s Anything Goes, which is Hell

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Ubers is, like, being exiled to the realm of the gods. AG is the fuckign shadow realm

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i think they briefly considered putting miraidon in there? they did for natdex because giving that fucker access to z moves is a war crime

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miraidon is in AG in gen 9

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i should really get into competitive pokemon itd probably help my fanfic writing
then again i should really get into like 20 other things

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like grad school

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for a brief moment i accepted that the highest tier of pokemon is called ā€œhellā€

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its hanging out up there with Calyrex-Shadow in the worst metagame youve ever seen

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it SHOULD BE

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