Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

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#24973
  • There’s nobody I dislike that warrants a kill. (Though there was that one thief who stole my money… but long story short I got my money back, and that was years ago, and I don’t even know the guy or the person associated with him anymore, so…)
  • Soulmate. Maybe. Probably not.
  • I already live in peace. I don’t need to move. Leaving aside the fact that I’d have to think where to go to, there’s also the matter of paperworks, neighbors, and all sorts of bills. I don’t need that.
  • Money doesn’t give me happiness, though it does make it easier. Having said that, I don’t think this would change my life.
  • I loathe the concept of resurrection. It never ends well for me. Screw this option.
  • I only have allergies towards hay and some cats. I don’t think removing them will necessarily change my life.
  • I don’t even know how long I will live, so this option would have to involve fate and future, neither of which I like. Definitely not this one.
  • This option would have to alter my present mind. My mind is the only place where I can keep my thoughts “in place”; it is the place where existences / thoughts of mine are born and die. No way will I cgoose this option.
  • The mammoths will just die again because of global warming. Their resurrection would just be a globally frowned upon black joke. (Just like a certain date from 2001.)
  • I live in the Netherlands and I am no better than a caveman when it comes to being up to date with the world. The British Monarchy is about as important to me as the cause of Archimedes’ death: Not at all.

…huh. I can’t believe it, but I guess a soulmate is the only thing that would change my life. (That in itself is worrisome.)

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#24974

https://www.fortressoflies.com/images/emoji/twitter/index_pointing_at_the_viewer.png?v=12

the emojis are in some way sourced from twitter so

#24975

i changed my mind im not going to live permanently in japan i cant fulfill those draconian residency requirements. i can just travel around the world and maybe settle down in ireland

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#24976

does this mean you’re adding it in your games

#24977

EYYY. Same thoughts!
Japan is nice as a tourist; not as a resident.
Also, IDK why, but Ireland feels nice IMO. Very… full of nature.

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#24978

archimedes died during an invasion in the second punic war. if you don’t catch up on your history you might also die in an invasion in the second punic war

#24979

(entirely unrelated a new oversimplified video dropped today)

#24980

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Do I mention forum mafia (start of class survey thing)
  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#24981

too long to explain

#24982

No. This site has an unnatural dislike towards any form of dead interaction, to the point where a Medium is considered as bastard.

I am not a people-pleaser, but I also can’t do anything with setups that people won’t play.

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#24983

i never mention forum mafia or quizbowl in those things i’m a gatekeeper

#24984

its the only english speaking country thats in the european union so acquiring permanent residency there is trivial (for other EU residents), thats the major reason for me hahah. if the UK was still in the EU i might have aimed for the UK instead, maybe. but its draconian to relocate there now

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#24985

it might make you look sharp?

#24986

did i put medium under bastard
huh
idr doing that
probably unannounced medium

#24987

I’m definitely mentioning it regardless of the poll results thbthbthtbhtbhtbththbthbthtbhtthbthb it would be strange not to

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#24988

hmph.

#24989

why would it do this thtbhtbthbthtbb

#24990

people don’t know how you can figure out someone’s lying just by talking

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#24991

or at least some people don’t

#24992

that’s the funny thing! (or at least. I can’t do so reliably atm)

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