Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

if a game is >50% hydras I think it’s chill again. I’m fine with a mix but 1 or 2 random ass hydras in an otherwise normal game is so annoying

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its got this typa energy

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who says you’d know the thing at your door is a fairy

Hm… Walrus.
I wouldn’t see fairies since I don’t believe in them. A dead body -no matter how unlikely it is- is more likely to appear at my door than a fricking walrus.

ask them their opinion on wendy williams

Fundamental May worldview piece: Stories aren’t real. A lot of people telling stories about something doesn’t make it any more worthy of consideration compared to any other nonexistent thing. “Lots of people think ghosts exist” constitutes zero evidence for the existence of ghosts, and in fact the fact that lots of people believe this but none have provided literally any evidence makes me even MORE confident ghosts do not exist compared to some arbitrary other made-up thing.

woah gang just kidding. woke left. can hardly take a joke

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i can’t wait for this weekend to be over

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well, thank MLK Jr. because you get me for another day

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big boyfriend x small girlfriend medium x unrelated person who covered themselves in white paint to hide their gender

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Obviously this is like common sense but the way other people act implies they believe this much less strongly than I do

ok tthtbhtbthbthtb this sounds like a post from a mafia game about rejecting consensus

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FUCK

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the only thing that i get frustrated by hydras is if its not obvious whos posting and they aren’t signing their post. it requires me to put extra effort into trying to figure it out and its easily avoidable if they were more cooperative. this includes hydras in hydra games

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just in: atlas is upset that MLK Jr day is a holiday

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if i’m presented with something at my door that i immediately understand to be a fairy i’d be more surprised than if i saw a walrus. but not for any of the reasons you said. at that point i’m facing something in the jurisdiction of the SCP Foundation’s memetics division

Not to me. To my knowledge, there simply are no walruses in my city.

And that’s where it stops for me. Magic died for me the moment I stopped being a teenager.

this is true thbthtbhtbthbthtb

-:coffee:

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i recently heard a story of a guy have a bunch of old ladies go up to him and say “congratulations on your day!” on mlkjr day and having to just go with it versus explain what it is

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i am very fond of a discord game where i hydraed with another person and we couldn’t meet minimum post requirements together