Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

that whole post was really my “its a wonderful life” moment where I find out what effect it would have on the community if i got myself permabanned for posting detailed plans to do acts of terrorism

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on the plus side, I’m going on a short holiday to a beautiful seaside town this Sunday

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me when I have to go to Seattle Municipal Court to dispute parking violations

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yeah thats the plot of its a wonderful life. This is what would happen to the people in your life if you told your coworkers about your plans to firebomb joseph mccarthy’s house

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the angel’s like “listen we’re fine with you doing it obviously but don’t fucking tell people about it? snitches get stitches motherfucker”

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“also while you’re at it there’s this 20-something called Henry Kissinger. Trust me dude you’re going to want to get him too”

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ici opinion on Urza

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prick

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if you had to pick between him and yawgmoth tho which one

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Yes

at least with yawgmoth i’d become a cool body horror cyborg

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TRUE

yeah but they’re both wizard eugenicists

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Aye. I concur. I thought that those therapists would be replaceable. I’m surprised it didn’t die and get replaced on the spot.

I am actually surprised we get to see all Seven Deadly Princes minus Lucifer. Leviathan and Belphegor… are okay. We didn’t get to see much from them, which is understandable.

IDK. I feel like they’re not interesting compared to Alastor. I’d somehow hoped for irrational and powerful demons. Satan -despite his constant outbursts of anger dismanagement- is simply “a powerful guy who has power”. As a character, he isn’t interesting.

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okay but you forced me to choose!!

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:wowee:

The world if

Uh

did you know when given a choice between two options Americans will pick one

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don’t you try to make this some hackneyed allegory for the fucked up nature of two-party political systems, I know that just as well as you do. you can’t say “You have to choose” and then get mad at me for choosing!

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heeheehee
hoohoohoo

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