Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

I think I know exactly what is going on when the hero (who is “not a hero”) runs into a burning building.

For context, in May of 2018 I ingested a small piece of a cannabis edible — a laced cannabis edible, per the later analysis of two forensic psychiatrists — and entered a psychotic state. After various unpleasant prequels, the worst and final vision came when I saw a “light” shining on the knife I would use to take my father’s life.

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MATT EBERFLUS IS UNEMPLOYED

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me going to immediately check if the wikipedia page was changed

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ok wikipedia says “was” but the like google popup still says “is”

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(wrong reply)

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Harpy Eagle

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the photo with the guy in it is an INSANE album cover

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ominous ass bird

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Thank God

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they didn’t even fire matt nagy midseason this shit’s unprecedented

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american macbeth

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new helluvaboss epiosde

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very sad that Satan seems to be very biased and doesn’t really care about being fair, but very hyped that he confirmed that he existed far before Lucifer fell and ruled the endless dark before then

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That being said it’s very funny he hired a guy for the purpose of calming him down and that the guy is super small and also doesn’t seem very dead, very suprised

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i fucking forgot i put the billy joel pre-obituary on that i’m not going to lie

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i’m not unhappy about that, it’s funny as hell and I’m glad i got to see it again. but also why did i instinctively go “yeah billy joel pre-obiturary that’s the best option i have”

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anyway heya friends, new and old. I was going to do some writing today but then, uh, didn’t, due to tiredness! so now I’m here, back in my old haunt

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Hiii

Niiicr

I’m gay

aren’t we all?

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