Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

could call them and see

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This is one of the most May posts but people don’t talk about this

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no this is

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@Arete

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currently have a damage multiplier of 36. due to the buff to dr fetus later it would be fucking 90 in repentance though

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update: went to the pharmacy. It had a sign saying it was “closed due to emergency” and will reopen tomorrow. wish me luck tomorrow :joy_cat:

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They heard you were coming and are scrambling to delete the Marissa messages.

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This has been the most chaotic 48 hours I’ve had in a long time. Luckily everything is under control again.

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so there was this child and they were just. in the lake. crazy, right?

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Quearion
how much time is left on my lunch break

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can you make a new account instead pls

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time to watch avatar for some cringe entertainment

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today i sold a car for $200
im a very convincing salesperson

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i’m sure this car will continue to function at all times

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Arent the tires more then 200 these days?

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probably
but the tires are like a decade old or smth

i’m honestly surprised i sold it at all lol. it has ~4k worth of problems

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Was this car, by any chance, a 1998 Suzuki Esteem sold to this man?

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how’d you know

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the flat that happened earlier this month was like. 12 years old :skull:

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