[Misc] Drabble Duel 2 - benguined wins!

[TodaysStory]

what word would she use for a homosexual then

[Chomps]

they can’t submit the other word

[idot]

2. @Hippopablompoyeetus roleplayers:

[idot]

@Hippopablompoyeetus

games aren’t filling because we don’t have enough bullshit neutrals. we need 5 jesters per game if we want to bring fol back to its old glory

[idot]

@Hippopablompoyeetus

i’m not gonna lie this user scares me. have you seen his pfp? terrifying.

[idot]

@Hippopablompoyeetus

Im gonna just randomly shoot a guy and hope hes mafia
and by randomly i mean im gonna shoot Kiiruma because hes obvs mafia

[idot]

@Hippopablompoyeetus

I know who the wolves are its baltantly obvious but im not gonna out them yet tbh not even joking
Yeah i sent everyones roles to them to keep things interesting
If they get out of this they deserve to win ngl

[idot]

(reserved empty post)

[idot]

End of Hippo larpers!!

[idot]

3. @Zugzwang roleplayers:

[idot]

@Zugzwang

def solve_equation(equation):
nya = equation.replace(" ", “”)
if ‘=’ not in nya:
meow = “Equation must contain ‘=’”
return purr(meow)
left, right = nya.split(’=’)
purr_meow = eval(right) - eval(left)
headpats = purr_meow / eval(left.split(‘x’)[0] if ‘x’ in left else “1”)
return headpats

[Ash]

Compiler Error: the tabs appear to have been eaten.

[Arctic]

drabble duelists have fallen off ngl

[May]

Headpats reference is NOT based in reality… somebody delete this user immediately

[YoubutWorse]

youre the mod you do it

[idot]

@Zugzwang

true! it would save a lot of time to just stop sleeping
I never thought of it that way tbthbthtbthbthtbh
it would mean a lot more time to do real analysis homework and open browser tabs
nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa good idea I won’t sleep anymore

[benguinedparbecue]

is it any surprise that when the working conditions are worse the quality of the product falls off

[idot]

@Zugzwang

@May

strangled by a python

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PYTHON MENTIONED

[idot]

@Zugzwang

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA should i join a fraternity. thinking about it tbhbthtbhthtbhtbhthbthbhtthbththtbh

[idot]

@Zugzwang

“Heh.” tips glasses up, they hide my dark black eyes.

“You really thought you could defeat me?” I move my queen, putting your king in check, “Check. You can just resign meow.”

You sit there for some time, until your bishop moves to take my queen “Forget about the bishop?” You say.

My left ear flicks “Ny-nya?? But-but how!” I frantically search around the board, looking for anything I can do “Nyo… Nyo!!!”

I move my pawn in defeat, as you respond immediately with a queen move forcing checkmate. “Nyo…”

(the game in question)