[Misc] Drabble Duel 2 - benguined wins!

[Litten]

I would hope that wouldn’t be your zip code

[Arctic]

this is the best one

[idot]

@tutuu

i want to lie in my bed and hug my eight girlfriends and stay there forever

[benguinedparbecue]

i know that means you’d have to live in sacramento. my condolences

[idot]

@tutuu

@Zugzwang

NYAAAAAA nya nya nya nya may may may may may~ i love coding- MAY LOOK AT ME! cries may may may may i love may~ i love my robot boyfriend Hughie sooooo much~

[Arctic]

doing an impression of tutuu doing an impression of someone else is literally freelo wow

[CarrotyReaper]

wait this is valid to submit?

[idot]

@tutuu

bwaaa you’re making fun of me? you’re humiliating me? i thought you all respected me and considered me big and buff and macho and the best user on this site. i deserve more respect.

[idot]

it’s roleplaying as me trying to roleplay as zug

[idot]

@tutuu

I laugh at everyone here joking about my sexuality, I don’t even kiss guys i just have my big strong guy friends hug me to sleep beacuse where i live is very dangerous

I lost a bet for the 20th time this month so my strong muscular guy friend will have to walk me on a leash again, guy jokes are so silly i hope this impresses some girls

Actually one of them pushed me on the ground, the world is so mean to the nicest guys actually i might like this

[idot]

@tutuu

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[idot]

@tutuu

I want a girlfriend. I want a girlfriend so baaaad. Not because of the sexual stuff… well maybe a little. But the desire inside me to spoil a woman— cook for her, buy her stuff and such because it made me thought of her, watch trashy movies and stuff our faces with foods, dance with her, listen to her endless talks and me constantly ask for a kiss just because I thought it’s cute, send funny memes and tiktoks

I have so much love inside and it makes me sad knowing that no one is there for me… that I am destined to be alone :< I’m a nice person… I know I am. It’s nice to have all this peace and calm when you’re alone but admit it or not, it’s nicer and feels better if you know you have the person you can home.

So please universe, be nice and send me a kind and funny girlfriend

[idot]

@tutuu

if Marissa has million fans, I’m one of them

if Marissa has 5 fans, I’m one of them

if Marissa has 1 fan, that one is me

if Marissa has no fans, I’m no longer alive

if all of FOL is against Marissa I’m against all of FOL

Till my last breath, I’ll support Marissa

[idot]

(reserved)

[idot]

End of tutuu larpers!

[idot]

19. @benguinedparbecue roleplayers:

[idot]

@benguinedparbecue

i might just be good at math

[idot]

@benguinedparbecue

Why did I write a submission for myself? Am I stupid?

[idot]

@benguinedparbecue

when i’m in an impersonating benguinedparbecue competition and my opponent is the average foler (they are in fact stupid)

[May]

Perfect timing on those two