[Misc] Drabble Duel 2 - benguined wins!

I shall now dip to study for a final tomorrow that I am very dead on.

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Are you a Twilight girl? :woman_vampire:

I can relate to liking vampires. They bite into necks. That’s pretty based

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not really.
twilight doesn’t really have the best personification of vampires.
(especially the sparkling part… it’s plain stupid.)

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deserved win

deserved not win

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the ending was the most solid part i love to end my posts with an inexplicable lore drop
however im most offended by the idea id do pokemon powerscaling by vibes that would make me as bad as the lion truthers

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when i was a kid i was sitting on the top bunk in my room watching the pokemon movies and my mom came in, left the door open and went down stairs. after this i watched the light switch get clicked on in my sister’s room. when they both came upstairs i tried to warn them but they immediately wrote it off as a prank. i still have no idea why the light switch got clicked

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beng was robbed, that one was like technically slightly less likely to be something I’d say but 100x funnier and a fantastic parody

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A critical analysis of the posts impersonating me:

I don’t imagine Jabami Yumeko would be thrilled to own anybody. She seems to prefer worthy competitors as equals, and so do I. I cannot fault this author for their lack of knowledge about Kakegurui, and I imagine the misunderstanding of my character was a joke.

Well, that has only happened once on Fortress of Lies, but it is not inaccurate to my experience on my home site.

It is true that I begin many of my posts with this greeting, though the level of effort I tend to put into such posts… is not mimicked here.

While this quote reads as if I could have written it, this is not a mindset I tend to subscribe to. When I am designing a game, it is my job to create an experience that is enjoyable for the players. Placing a large amount of effort into a game that does not translate into fun is an error of misdirection on my part, much the same way creating an unbalanced game would be. It is not a fascination nor a surprise that I am capable of making such mistakes, only an error of inexperience to be corrected.

Even in cases where players are unambiguously at some fault for a game’s failure to be enjoyable (for example, game integrity being damaged by many players flaking or breaking the rules), I strive to make something that others can find fun in regardless. This is why I put effort into flavor, as it is a piece of the game that will show regardless of what the players do. A game designer blaming players for not finding a game enjoyable is like a plumber blaming water for flowing incorrectly. It is possible to be caught by surprise or have unfortunate, unpredictable circumstances that lead to a game going poorly, and this can be disappointing, but it is still part of my job to prepare for these possibilities.

The quote is not exactly inaccurate, as it is phrased as a private complaint that I am not blaming my players for, but I wanted to take the chance to mention how I feel on this subject.

If I claimed I liked Kakegurui for its portrayal of the intensity and exploitation of gambling through the metaphor of sexuality, would you believe me? Would I believe myself? Regardless, I am not sure my partner would agree with this characterization of me.

Overall, despite some lack of accuracy in these posts, I found them quite fun to read. Thank you for humoring my criticisms.

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rhea is suuuuuch a nerdie

sheldon cooper nerdie

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is that the only nerd character you can think of

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not everyone knows 5 million nerdies like you nerdie baby sheldon cooper :blush: :heart: :heart:

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i know a nerd character

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tutuu is such a big tutuu aww dorky dummy tutuu

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i feel like chomps acts as a perfect yin to tutuu’s yang

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In my defence I thought being lazy was funny that was supposed to be the joke. Apparently nobody else did

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Fuck my stupid gay life

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beat my prediction by a third of a percent. good work

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5pt questions so this is the closest I get. And yes I am mad about it. I missed 40 points of extra credit. That’s 9/68 ueqstions wrong that shoulda been an 87

there is no amount of disappointed that would cause me to want to torture someone forever! infinity torture is Bad Actually

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