[MISC] King of the Castle (21/infinity) - THE COUNTS WIN!

implying their child will be the claimant

i mean it could

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it just keeps getting worse

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Well the good news is: You “only” need 2 more Defiance!

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Also…

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The Battle of the Arm

You take your place atop your steed and join your Marshal in your march to the East. Beside you, the High Inquisitor leads a regiment from the Church’s Holy Orders. You march alongside your army. +1 Authority.

Soon you are in sight of the sorcerer’s wood. A horde of cultists have swarmed the surrounding vineyards. The ground shakes and the earth bursts asunder. An enormous, metallic arm emerges, scuttling on mechanical centipede-like legs. Etraveon is astride the monstrosity, his staff held above his head.
The closed fist of the giant arm begins to open…

Fill the sky with arrows! (60% chance, based on Millitary)

I’m starting to realize dealing with this cult problem was actually the game being nice to us

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@discobot roll 1d10

6 or less = win

:game_die: 1

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lets go

it WOULD be super funny if they failed again though

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we succeeded

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Well, no. You “only” need +6 Defiance from Baron and Count combined.
–and you only need “more Defiance than Authority” AND “more Defiance than Stability”, which at the present means that you only need 6 Defiance. (…or less, if you lower Authority AND Stability.)

Knock! Draw! Loose! The sky is blackened with arrows.
The thundering horde of the Eighth chapter falls like wheat before the scythe. Your archers keep filling the air with death.
In the hail of arrows Etraveon tumbles from the Arm of God, looking like a pin cushion.


The Arm of God stops its ominous scuttling.
The cultists still standing flee.
The day is yours! With the Eighth Chapter scattered, the Kingdom is safe… For now.
All know who to thank. -2 Count Defiance (can’t go lower!), +2 Count Faith and +2 Authority

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damn the Counts out here with 8 authority

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STOP IT THE GRANDEES ARE ALREADY LYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD

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grandees actually all died

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it literally can’t go lower

zero harm was done

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KICKING THEM WHILE THEY ARE DOWN?

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