technically you never know when the middle of your life is gonna be
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(exactly)
(better safe than sorry)
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the what
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bear trap
the bear trap launches me into the trap
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i mean i guess it could launch you into me
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(I mean uh)
(the right to bear arms)
(yeah there’s a good chance the second amendment just yeets me backwards)
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trochi turned into a bear didn’t he
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Chili is gonna turn into Ben10 at this rate with the amount of creatures he can become
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Do Americans even know what Ben10 is
Idfk
how’d you know my secret skill was shapeshifting
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maybe
(I know what ben10 is smh)
(…though animorphs came to mind first, I’ll be honest)
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i love animorphs so much
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squirrel i’m pretty sure anyone being mauled by a bear would go flying
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can i maul you to test it
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if you ask really nicely i’ll consider it
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do you know how long a bear’s claws are
i have them at my disposal for optimal mauling
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depends on your measurement system
all
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