Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One


Insensitive

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can we get a shoutout to chinese emperor qin shihuangdi, who drank mercury in an attempt to make himself immortal and died almost immediately afterwards

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to be fair, he could no longer die

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Should’ve drunk Mars instead, smh.

always declare it a mafia victory. no matter what. they didnt deserve it. youre the mafia and they cant execute you so they deserve to lose.

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lmao

lilith really out here defending book burning huh

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You should read Fahrenheit 451! It shows the disastrous effects of removing valuable information from a society, and the problems o- and it’s gone.

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…thinking about it, I have never gone Full Bastard, have I? I’ve only been hosting Semi-Bastard games.

(…n? Didn’t we make one Full Bastard game?)

IDK. I forgot.

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Oh fuck. It was Zombie Chronicles. Which got canned. (R.I.P.)

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damn straight

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We know that about ob5 already, you don’t need to constantly remindeverybody

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@Marshal

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Of 167 named characters in the list at the end of Vol. 3, I count 41 maids, 8 actresses-turned-maids, 9 concubines, and 29 servants

new fol tierlist

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truly a businessman for the ages

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What do you mean this incredibly toxic metal won’t make me immortal?

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Are we sure it isn’t because of Cloudstrike outage?

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Yes