SFoL 70: Last Stand of the Virtous IV - DRAW AND HEADHUNTER WIN

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#2761

User suddenly gained the better judgement not to finish the joke

#2762

I donā€™t have a mistress.

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#2763

I mostly just couldnā€™t get the phrasing right. Oh! Iā€™ve got it. ā€œIā€™m the smartest person in your motherā€™s bedroom. The competitionā€™s pretty weak.ā€ Or something like that. You get both at once

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#2764

This is what people with mistresses say!

#2765

Itā€™s what everyone says!

#2766

I havenā€™t said it!

#2767

This is a good joke.

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#2768

Say it right now then!

#2769

I win :1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal::1st_place_medal:

#2770

It right now then!

#2771

Silver is so much more lustrous than gold, imo. It reflects the light and sorta glows no matter the environment, while gold just takes on this brown colour in bad lighting.

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#2772

I agree. I only wear silver jewelry.

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#2773

I also just have a skin tone that tends to make most gold appear strange. Some of it works, but only specific, likeā€¦ warmer golds, and only with certain colours of stone. I donā€™t even wear jewelry that often, because I donā€™t have much. And I donā€™t have much because I never buy it. And I never buy it because I donā€™t wear it. This cycle continues endlessly.

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#2774

What colour is your sword?

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#2775

My foil was silver, like just about any standard fencing foil.

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#2776

I wonder if my old equipment still fits me. Probably. Iā€™m smaller now than I was when I was 12.

#2777

I wonder where it even is.

#2778

Canā€™t be pink. No pink. Very sad stuff.

#2779

Mooods I canā€™t sleeeeeep

#2780

Hmmm. Convert. Convert convert convert convert