hello everybody
i have a problem
as we all know tutuu has recently opted to take a break from the site and (i believe) the internet in general
this has had a profound negative affect on my spiritual and emotional wellbeing because of our close friendship and has left a void in my interpersonal interactions /hj
therefore i am looking for someone who is willing to stand in for tutuu temporarily while he is gone - this means carrying out all of his normal activities especially the ones involving me. this includes:
- bullying others (lightheartedly)
- baiting others into bullying him (not lightheartedly)
- taking me for walks
- calling me a good boy
- [REDACTED]
- talking with me about mafia/community related drama
when tutuu returns you will be relieved of your duties (unless you don’t want to be, i’m sure we can arrange something)
what you get in return: my vulnerability
if you are interested please write a small paragraph in this thread explaining why you think you would be a suitable candidate. please note that this role is NOT for the light hearted! you must be able to endure lots of bullying, and pretend that you enjoy it, if you don’t actually enjoy it!