ok guys so here is the structure of power going forward:
i (tutuu) am the big boss. at the top
the one answering directly to me is bionic. he is my right hand. he takes care of everything, and whenever things go south, he should be relied to to clean up our mess.
we then have our three generals - may, brad and treasure. all of you are assigned to your own cohorts, under your respective general’s command
naturally, each of my three generals has a special ability
May has the ability called: “Calm Mind”. May is known for her tremendous ability to remain calm under pressure. Just like a droplet of water in a serene lake - ocean; breeze; calm. Serenity
Brad has the ability: “Drunken Kung Fu Style”. While sober, Brad’s fighting abilities aren’t the greatest. But whenever he gets drunk, his body gains the ability to strike fast as a Mantis, lunge fast as a Tiger, block staunchly like a Tortoise. He becomes one with Nature
Treasure has the ability: “Trick and Logic”. You can never be too calm around Treasure, because you don’t know what he’s planning. She always has a trick up her sleeve. One minute you think you’re winning against her in a battle of wits. The next - you find yourself dead. She stacked the deck from the start. Do not let yourself get complacent
The following people are assigned to May’s Cohort, and are under her direct command:
gummybear
leafia
haze
guava
zugzawang
The following people are assigned to Bradland’s Cohort, and are under his direct command:
someone
sneakyphoenix
neil
insomnia
cape
The following people are assigned to Treasure’s Cohort, and are under herdirect command:
roseredwitch
baker
kiiruma
frostwolf
ash
if you have any questions, concerns, objections, please direct them to Bionic
