guys i’m here to singehandedly revive this game, become top poster, and solve the game
wow only three things on my to do list!!
should be easy, right
badabing badaboom
It just looked like a bad wagon
Literally no one on that wagon even had a decent reason for voting him
Unsubstantiated wagons usually flip town from my experience
I already said this
i wanna say at least one within memes/achro for some reason unless im mega wrong on eliza
jesus why is it that when I’m online no one else is online
Sure? ha! It’s Achro we are talking about here, never 100% sure.
I am the sword of justice properly wielded, wet with the blood of the wicked. My armor is righteousness and my weapon is truth.
Yes, this quote fits perfectly.
And I need a theme song before I get started!!
The stage is now set.
Welcome to my show!!!
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Greetings all.
It’s MYLO and I have not sincerely introduced myself, have I?
Well, as they say, better late than never.
I am the icing on the cake, the butter on the popcorn, the cheese on the ramen. (Yes, please try cheese on ramen if you have not already. I’m here to change your life.)
Everyone, take a seat because you are about to understand why MAFIA FEAR ME and why TOWN WANNA BE ME.
Okay, have I hyped myself up enough yet?
Now let me prove myself.
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FLOW
Mafia is the social manifestation of Vinyasa. Harmony. The push. The pull. The undercurrents. Flow.
I know I just told everyone to take a seat.
But please stand.
Like actually. Please. Stand.
Out of your seat. Up up!!
Now, as you read this section on flow, I want you to touch your toes, and reach for the skies, and throw sunflower seeds! (I don’t know what the move is actually called but when my instructor tells me to throw sunflower seeds, I throw em)
A healthy mind starts with a healthy body.
D2 flow. Magnus sus. Doc claim. Waiting but no counterclaim. Elim prisma. CFD to Neon.
I said it twice, and I’ll say it again.
The CFD to Neon is not natural. It is disharmonious. Vinyasa so poor the instructor singles you out and corrects your posture.
Jarek Memes Achro
Give your reasons, but I know poor form when I see it. It’s the last minute! The yoga class is almost over! But that’s when your muscles weaken and your form drops.
D3 flow. Achro sus. Prisma. Prisma. Prisma. Oh wait did I forget to mention Prisma? Prisma. (insert me screaming into the wind somewhere in all of this) People defending themselves in the middle of this.
Awful flow. No right angles in the chaturanga.
The whirlpool keeps swirling back and back to prisma.
Eliza is just coasting off of townread.
Lissi at least is thinking past prisma on some occasion.
The unholy triumvirate of evil is whirling the pool, for the most part.
Really meh. Scuffed. Do not like.
Mafia is like vinyasa. It’s all about the flow.
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INTERMISSION:
All the world and more has rushed eternity’s length to reach this beat of your heart, screaming down the years. And if you let it, the universe, without drawing breath, will press itself through this fractured second and race to the next, on into a new eternity. Everything that is, the echoes of everything that ever was, the roots of all that will ever be, must pass through this moment that you own. Your only task is to give it pause—to make it notice.
So please.
Pause right here before you continue.
Contemplate.
On this game. On those you love. On all that is right in this world. On this beautiful coincidence that allows you to share this time and space with me.
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yes I’m actually making you pause. don’t you dare just speed scroll past this moment
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The very first thing I learned in mafia was that I needed to make reads.
So, why don’t we start from the very beginning?
Silviu/Eliza - I’ve already said this before, but the way Silviu goes about interacting with Zorvo likely points to Silviu being town. If it’s bussing, Silviu would likely have bussed “harder”. Is harder the right word? I feel like if you bus for towncred, you go at little harder then “idk man lemme just vote this dude no idea.” This may be personal judgment, but I don’t think Silviu, as wolf, centers a good number of his posts around the traitor.
Lissi - There are small moments in the game where Lissi shows genuine emotion that is difficult for her to fake as mafia. Reading Lissi on anything else gets me far lower accuracy rate.
Memes - Just purely looking at game state and kinda game flow, I want to say it’s Memes. BUT. Not everything hinges on game state and game flow. I could prob write a few paragraphs on this dude at this point tbh. So much of what Memes has been doing almost feels anti-town, but, town can be wrong. Is Memes town who is wrong? Or wolf who is just blatantly wolfsiding? There are posts with his inner thoughts, where he genuinely feels townie, but looking at the results as a whole, does not feel great.
Achro - His read on Memes feels like it comes too easy and lacks depth and sincerity. General feel of complacency. Feels like he isn’t even following the game when he says “Memes and Jarek are top town.” Where does that come from? Read feels so disconnected with how I’m viewing the game, that it doesn’t even feel townie. Feel like a good number of his posts are “obvious fakeable townie-ish thoughts”.
Jarek - Being incredibly evasive to Lissi’s questioning at times. Hinges entire solve on the wagonomics of the EOD1 vote, which feels like he’s reaching for an excuse to get the conclusion that he wants. D3, he says he has a guess Prisma is town, but doesn’t have any other person really. Do I buy that?
Jarek/Achro
Jarek refusal to even think deeply or seriously evaluate Achro at MYLO feels like scum giving scumbuddy a pass.
Zorvo vote may have been Achro and Jarek coordinating the bus at EOD. Achro does the assist and Jarek does the dunk idk basketball but you get what I mean. Both clear themselves off the vote. Jarek insistence on “EOD1 wagonomics” may be because he knows him and Achro look very good off that.
Gameflow. D4. Coordinated push today by Jarek and Achro on the whole Lissi/Cream thing.
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INTERMISSION:
In this intermission, I could talk more about myself, give you quotes, yada yada.
But I want to hear from you! I want to be your captive audience. I have played with almost all of you for the first time. Win or lose, this will be a wonderful experience. If I’m spending hours playing this game with you all, I want to walk away saying I know you guys a little better. Let’s have fun!
Interview Questions
- Why the profile picture that you have?
- If you could travel anywhere in the world for vacation, where would it be?
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This will be continued when I have time.
Fun fun fun!
Come say hi and answer my interview questions if you are lurking, no harm done. I promise I do not bite. Good night! Cream signing off.
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wow memes appears right when I wanna sleep
Congratulations and sorry it happened, I’m not reading that lol.
MEMES OUTTED SCUM
LITERALLY REFUSES TO READ MY POST
cri
ok bye
Imagine being scum here and being the dumbass who voted sleep in a locked mylo.
No I’m just cutting corners because based on probability
No idea what this means.
heya folks I was busy literally all of yesterday
Votecount as of post #4134
Sleep (1): Memes
Lissi (1): Jarek
Not Voting (4): ElizaThePsycho, Cream, Lissi, Achromatic
why did jarek vote lissi
Anyone who is town vote sleep
If you don’t think the vote I placed was a good one then voting sleep is fine
Nothing interesting going on so… I’ll be back tomorrow, maybe… depends on how wasted I get tonight
VOTE: Sleep