Wavelength [TEAM JOYCAT WINS]

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My girlfriend uhhh ummmm gouda cheese

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My ex one time threw a tantrum at me and had a psychotic fit that i was secretly part of her old toxic friend group and my whole purpose of getting close to her was a masterminded plan to hurt her and she dived into the role of sherlock holmes junior exposing me and making me provide evidence that i am in fact not a malicious agent and i didnt fake my alibi for who i am and i suppressed my instinct to run the fuck away and i brushed off the situation thinking “i can fix her”

That’s right u brainless ape. “I can fix her”. “I can fix her.” “i CaN fIx HeR”

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I blame my forum mafia experience. The right reaction was “fuck off u [redacted][redacted][redacted]”. But im so used to the habit of trying to stay calm when im angry at absurd accusations thrown at me that my knee jerk reaction is to prove my innocence and forgive. But the play was to self-vote AtE and leave there

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imo u should have omgus’ed and got her voted out or nightkilled her

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My girlfriend is 5 feet to my left.

She says hi.

Anyway i am glad i have never thought about fixing anyone else in my life tbh. Way too complicated. Glad i have done a good job fixing myself though

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Myonly takeaway from past relationships is that no matter how flattering you find it a girl saying “I thought I was straight before you” is not the best basis for a relationship :crogge: Dont

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Doubly so if you’re a guy

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HIGHER OR LOOOOOOOOOOWER

TEAM CATEGORY CLUE PSYCHIC NUMBER
Team :joy_cat: LOUD to QUIET “a single leaf falling on to the ground” Arete 20
Gay Space Animals: SNACK to MEAL “Dinner” TodaysStory 21
Jon Bois SMART to STUPID “John” Magnus 21
The Winning Team WEAK to STRONG “a small puntable vampire cat adorably gnashing at someone’s leg, injuring them severely” Litten 7
Her Highness and the Royal Guards FUN to BORING “camping trip” PrincessAbigail 6

Please submit your higher/lower/same as answers in your team chats IN THE SAME ORDER AS THE LIST ABOVE and then TAG ME once you have a final submission and make it clear to me that is your final submission

FINAL SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE 2023-08-12T23:00:00Z

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good luck guys

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I’m getting vibes to a certain game

Holy fuck what…

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I am excessively jealous

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not sure what you are refering to

achro girlfriend
achro girlfriend

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“are you playing that stupid internet game again” “hold on i just need to solve one more game”

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“Indigo, what do you think of mafia?”

“It’s Russian Hide and Seek.”

“What do you think about me playing it?”

“You ARE the Russian Hide and Seek. Others hide, others seek, you ARE the hide and the seek.”

There you have it folks. Achro girlfriend perspective on our stupid internet game.

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i have no idea what that means but it sounds sweet?

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She’s my other half. No one knows what she means but it sounds sweet, and no one knows what I mean but it sounds either vaguely threatening or vaguely self-aggrandizing. We’re cute when we go get sushi together.

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