unfortunately he is suffering from a strong case of Going to College and Being Like 5 Hours Away From Seattle
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like obviously an Ms world series victory will be super meaningful for me. I root for them because they represent something powerful for me, related to my general love for the sea. but also the reactions will be so fucking funny
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its away for the Ms
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ME WHEN IM RIGER SZIMODIS
god i’m fucked wasted what am i doing here
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Roger Szimodis, truly one of the Guys Of All Time
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names a baseball team then just fucking. goes missing for 40 years. and then it turns out he literally just moved to pennsylvania
insulting the greatest comedy act to roam the earth for one
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other then that you’re repeating the same links over and over
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secretly i’m hoping we get to Tungsten Arm Shohei Ohtani in the WS. like look i love Ohtani but i think Tungsten Arming him is unreasoanbly funny
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we created the greatest baseball player of all time and also half of what he does ends up not mattering
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look
i get why they made the translator the fall guy we gotta witness greatness
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ah. baseball knowledge stops there. currently it ~all comes from random conversations where people talk about the mariners in passing
surely you also know of Shohei Ohtani
ici do you prefer the 50/50 season or the 40/70
well yeah. I also get baseball knowledge from reddit posts on basketball subs where people talk about baseball. hes also just everywhere
we will turn you into a mariners fan god willing
like for how he’s going to turn out this season or what
which is more impressive to you