Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

i have good explanations for assassin baron boomdandy (kinda) cere (kinda) ET fearmonger goblin marionette psycho spy summoner vizier widow witch!
just don’t ask me about literally anything else!

poisoner’s slightly too overtuned for most scripts tbh, not a huge fan

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assassin is people i imagine as people who have a big impact in a certain way once (and sulit)
baron is an ability thats boring but has ~around the strongest impact of any minion
boomdandy is just people i think it would trigger on
cere is people i think would use the ability well
katze is chloe’s evil twin
arctic’s is a terrible fear joke. this is a similarly terrible explanation
goblin is largely self explanatory. bionic is the standout
marionette are people too innocent to put anywhere else
psycho is the “Italy is a psychopath”
squirrel as spy is an even awfuler kotc joke
magnus would summon a demon accidently. lilith would summon cthulu because it was bored. snowe would summon a demon if it was Sarasvati
vizier is people i think would somehow have fun as it
me as widow is a similarly awful roleplay game joke, marluna and pandora have the same explination as assassin
witch is referring to the name and the name alone

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That’s actually 100% true in my case. I once helped end the game in 2 days as evil, by deleting myself as the assassin the following night.

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BTW moose is more dangerous than the grizzly bear, because moose will go all out to evicting you from the mortal coil if they think you’re trying to do the same to them. While a grizzly bear can be convinced you aren’t worth the calories.

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m not proud of how one dimensional this is so you can have it now
its prolly decently accurate though

more left=more exemplifies trait. i handpicked each slot

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I am absolutely not Loud

some people i dont know at all are just vibechecked
…i dont recall why i put you there

yeah that sucks one second

fixed

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Pourqoui est-ce que je suis une harpy

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how much has benguined been feeding you guys about quiz bowl lmaooo :laughing:

also lol this is so true

is this for online or irl or a combination of both

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if it was irl probably everyone is quiet except marissa and windy

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There’s a reason why Poisoner tends to be either A+ or S tier minion.

diyhrt is something ive considered if not going into private but it’s something I don’t know if I’ll be able to afford consistently which has been my biggest roadblock

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Cattle: Eats grass most of the time.
Also cattle: Eats snakes.

The best farm animal to deal with snakes is the pig. Snake bites? Pigs don’t care.

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Accidentally?

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