i could have sworn you barked instead but its a fucking zoo here im losing track of whos what
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the zoo will make a comeback
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one day
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arr arr
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oooh you were thaaat animal. right. i never perceived u differently. same intelligence level. creature. undeserving of human rights. unfit for civilization.
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Misexecutions make you stronger
-May 2024
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mmmmmmmmmmm
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hello store I’ll like to refund my zug it seems to be turning different colors I thought it was a green radioactive cat
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oh i like this. looks like a foiled / polychrome card from balatro
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hmm
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it would make a cool animated pfp to have balatro’s foil/poly effect gif overlayed on top of the original pfp
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evil zug
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this is insane
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help me seal is bei g bullied
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ill try to make one for you 
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i cant find anything online 
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Okay, so the fire alarm got set off. (I didn’t know it even worked, this is the first time this has happened this year). The cops & firefighters come in, search the building, come out, and say that none of us can re-enter until they find the person who was in the third-floor study room with McDonalds (presumably smoking). Nobody responds. They are looking for a martyr.
Now, there’s an easy out to this: there are two third-floor study rooms. If you have the person who was in the study room without the McDonalds and smoke, they could simply say “oh, I was in the third floor study room”, lead the cops to the wrong room, and then sincerely apologise for the confusion. By the time they would realise they had the wrong guy, everybody would be back in the building and not possible to hold as hostages in this way…
I thought of volunteering and doing this, but I did not know which study room had the smoke… and I worried there would be belongings in there that were not mine… and also I can’t walk up to the third floor. And I was too close to them communicate this plan… maybe the guy who volunteered thought of it… you never know
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Good luck finding an invisible guy
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Actually wait they could probably find them easily lol
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Is this one better
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