5212nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#2602

is atlas being forced to say this?

#2603

yes.

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#2604

turn off all screens at least an hour before going to bed

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#2605

don’t hurt people because they upset you. try to think of a reasonable conclusion of why a person is acting a specific way if they’re being rude or cruel. try to, if possible, disengage from conversation if you feel as if you’re being upset by the other person

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#2606

you’re never gonna do this but yes you should

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#2607

if you are sad, it is probably the fault of the next person to inconvenience you and you should make sure they know that

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#2608

If you’re feeling mild nausea then try to eat something really bland like crackers or toast that’ll like absorb stomach acid. If you’re feeling severe nausea try to drink water really slow.

If you have a sore throat and can’t deink water then eat ice

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#2609

you will die if you eat bacon

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#2610

Caffeine is stupid

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#2611

After spending a substantial amount of time witht college students I’ve become a caffeine hardliner

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#2612

shampoo first, leave it in your hair for about a minute, then conditioner, and leave it in your hair for about 3-5 minutes. you can comb your hair whilst conditioner is in it if it’s too rough otherwise
if you have long hair you don’t need to wash it every single day

that’s about everything off the top of my head

#2613

A heating pad on your stomach will help with nausea, on your face will help with stuffy noise/sinus headaches, on the back of your neck with tension headaches, basiclaly any kind of pain. At the very least it’s an alternative sensation. You can boil some water and use a washcloth or something for a similar but temporary effect.

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#2614

Tooth damage is forever most other damages aren’t forever. If you can only do one hygiene thing then make it brushing your teeth

#2615

you will die if you don’t eat bacon

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#2616

You will die

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#2617

retail employees everywhere are actually holding a secret contest where whoever insults them the most scathingly will get 10 million dollars. don’t miss out on your chance at the prize!

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#2618

if you miss your flight they might get a new one for you - but only if you scream at the gate worker enough

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#2619

u joke but at my retail job they literally told me to give discounts if people complained enough to make them shut up

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#2620

to balance this out I would give as many discounts as I could to people who only complained a little. “I thought this item was 3 dollars but it says 5.55” fuck it, it’s 6 cents now. have fun

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#2621

if enough stores ever swap to digital labels where avoiding them is impossible I’m going to pull out the “it said a different price when I grabbed the item” card with NO SHAME

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