8558th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#6283

No they donttttt silly furbagggg

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#6284

If u do i diagnose u with autism. Now u know

#6285

@notblackorwhite i also know sooooo much more than you about gender studies and politics :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: ive read sooo many books and went to seminars and studied and read and philosophised and debated. Im soooo much better at debating than you. You wouldnt stand a chance against meeeee :blush::heart::heart::heart:

#6286

Love is being banned tomorrow. From tomorrow, 5th March 2025, love in all its forms will be banned. Love will be considered illegal with no exceptions, love will not be permitted starting tomorrow.

Q: What is the rationale for this ban? Why is it occurring?

A: Effective on 03/05/2025, love will be completely illegal. All existing love will be banned and creation/synthesis of new love will not be permitted.

Q: By what mechanism will this law be enforced? What penalties will be imposed on violators?

A: Tomorrow, love will be banned, it has or will become illegal to be in love. Starting March 5th, 2025 and continuing indefinitely love is illegal. Love will not be legal or tolerated.

Q: What regulatory body has created this ban and under what authority?

A: It has been announced that a new law has been passed, going into effect 05.04.2025, which prohibits love in all its forms. This law strictly prohibits love with no exceptions whatsoever. Going forward there will be no love as it will be banned by a law disallowing all love.

For more information on this ban and its impact, please visit our Frequently Asked Questions page.

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#6287

This postis one I made on Tumblr I like it

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#6288

Not enough people who’re able to land a Falcon Punch.

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#6289

But I love you!!! Awww :(

#6290

My deep leffen friend changed his status to an xkcd link so I changed mine to a link to the “in what scientists are calling pretty gay I can’t find my shoes” one

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#6291

Have to study for a midterm I have in two hours.

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#6292

I do ur homework for ubgive me a moment

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#6293

1a

this test is easy

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#6294

1 d 800
2 a true
3 a the same
4 correct answer not present. Its 1 hour 15 min
5 i dont understand
6 a

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#6295

DID I GET EVERYTHING RIGHT

#6296

i think 2 is false but i can be wrong

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#6297

Dumbass girl stoopid stoopid

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#6298

:c

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#6299

ew

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#6300

you’re not, if something is random you can’t say the word never in the same sentence

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#6301

the trick is never getting diagnosed and always being in a Schrodinger’s autism situation so you can reputably say no

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#6302

yeah that was my idea

  1. its random
  2. Its taking an average
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