8558th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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my linkedin is also a lot easier to find than most lol. I hate opsec and love using the same discord username and linkedinurl. which also just happens to be my full name

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I mean, you’ve also outright said your university, so…

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i gotta update my linkedin, my current position (some thing within the school itself) is “VP of Finance”. The fine people in talent acquisition across various companies send recruitment ads to anyone who is a “VP of Finance”, including me, often. I tried changing it but I still get the messages.

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I will be the executive president next year but I fear “executive president” will have the same problem.

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found marissa’s linkedin :relieved:

pls don’t get linkedin premium

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need one of those “REAL Horror Icon critques [media]” with slenderman. bit would go triple platinium. “Yeah I wouldn’t place the note like that. When we did it it would generally…”

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> played stock simulation game demo
> simulation took place in 1980
> ended up spending more time and focus on a shoot 'em up arcade game inside the simulation

Oh, also I one of the markets fell off HARD after some bad rumors and I thought “surely they wouldn’t actually go bankrupt?” before buying a lot of their stocks.

They went bankrupt, and I wasted half of all my in-game currency. :upside_down_face:

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now you’re ready to do it in real life. buy high and sell low!

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I got the high score though! First try too!
(Scythe OP. It’s a shame I was forced to change around Level 3.)

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Hell no. I played because I know I would fail since I knew from high school that I suck at economics.
I ain’t touching that side of the world preferably until I die.

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not to fear, i would never

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I hate the playstation ad you’re not selling me your console by uttering the word womb

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isn’t this basically the plot of half life 2

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Apparently we invented the MRI scanner and flushing toilets? Never knew that.

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Fortress of Lies users have been mean to me

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and Peter Pan??? no wonder I had so much exposure to him as a child despite not liking him :sob:

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Wait

1 Daeron like on that post goes crazy

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It amazes me how I live in one of the most powerful countries in the world

I go outside and it’s like, houses nobody would opt to want to live in and like, slow commercial progress

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