Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

soap opera for gamers

why the fuck is this the guy who, for quite a long time, simply Won Youtube

do you acknowledge that popularity does not correlate to quality

hes popular

thats it

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wasn’t he supposed to be hot?

obviously but like, with Mr. Beast, i at least understand exactly why people like him

Ok I like mr beast so i cant speak to that

if you do, then congratulations
the reasons for popularity are vague and obnoxious

Bro is average af

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i think Mr. Beast is the inevitable exhaust of a doomed culture which is why i don’t like him, also all the crypto stuff, but his videos aren’t bad and he does do good things at the least

i just remembered that i hated speaking to people

watching a Mr. Beast video for me is like feeling an autopsy performed on you as you’re still alive as you question how the fuck the same world produced both you and this man

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being a child is routing for the demonitised youtubers. being an adult is realising youtube was doing its best

its so entertaining tho
anyway gtg have class

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why the FUCK did he trap that man inside of that circle and psycholgoically torture him for months that video lives in my head rent free

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I have never watched a Mr Beast

Mr. Beast is the platonic ideal of a rich person, in that they exclusively do interesting things with their wealth that are challenging to impossible to accomplish had they not had that wealth

Ran had a good post about this concept in her AMA

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Mr Breast

What the hell I have to watch it now

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who is the eponymous Beast that Mr. Beast is named after?

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