marshal (lil baby) marissa (evil adult) ((should probably be the other way around but i refuse))
I got handed mine by genetics but you could get like arthritis or something if you tried really hard
you think you want your own bathroom until youâre the only one who has to clean it
when they say âbreak a legâ this is what theyre referring to
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in college? for the best
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Some people need to clean a bathroom
dude itâs so awk trying to do skincare in the morning/night while people are just showering. Like oh you just came out of the shower? You get a lovely shot of my face covered in nondescript white substance. It would raise more questions to unpromptedly say âITS ANTI-KERATOSIS-PILARIS-CLEANSER IT JUST LOOKS LIKE THISâ so instead I just sit in shame.
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And no people want to. And in college that means Oh No
our bathrooms donât even have room for two people at once unless youâre living in a triple. and thatâs six people to a bathroom i wouldnât wish that on anyone
Iâm the only alleged girl on my floor which means Iâm fucking shorter than everybody
im not staying in dorms for college because Iâm spending exactly zero money on college rn and i want to get the achievement. however i do have to wake up at 6am. and i get home for 8 if im unlucky. in conclusion hell on earth
Also they keep trying to serve us pork and I canât have pork.
youâve been there for one day how many times have they tried to serve you pork
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WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE PULLED PORK SANDWICHES AS YOUR FOOD OF CHOICE WHY WERE THERE LIKE NO OTHER OPTIONS
you just know that college has a poor track record with regards to muslims
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i dont know if im beign really stupid right now or what but why cant you have pork again
I moved in yesterday and they gave us hot dogs and only hot dogs. And then today there were lunch sandwiches (with pork) (other options there luckily) and then dinner (pulled pork sandwiches)
Makes me sick. Intolerance slash allergy IDK what
ahh i see
do they serve fish on fridays