Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#29367

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look at this. it gets worse the more you look at it

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#29368

What

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#29369

0.078 batting average is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever had the misfortune to have watched most games of

#29370

#NotMyPsycho

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#29371

i should stress that Cornelius Games, in these three seasons, batted for the Thieves more than any other player on our team

#29372

WORST TRAGEDY EVER NEVER FORGET :eagle: :eagle: :eagle: :us: :us: :us:

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#29373

Real

#29374

a second joke has not yet hit the towers

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#29375

jarvis, post turning red full movie 1080p in the cookie chat

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#29376

what

#29377

mmmm, jarvis, send a bomb threat to my daughter’s school, she doesn’t want to go in today

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#29378

when i didnt want to go i just didnt go. bomb threats are for when you didn’t study for the test

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#29379

When I didn’t study for the test I’d just collapse onmy desk and they’d not make me do it

#29380

id tell you what my attendance was my last few years but i was never in to get my term report

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#29382

this is one of my favorite fucking tweets

#29383

thats an option? i just failed

#29384

I was trying to set people up to give me an excuse to post it earlier and it didn’t work so I’m just posting it now

#29385

jarvis, please show me the top result for video games online video games free on google

#29386

my school told me i had all my mock exams in one week when i hadnt been in the entire year and if i didnt take them all i could have to leave the school. my friend didnt take any of them. got to stay. could’ve just let me take the tests i wanted to