So there’s this lake
And its shaped like a triangle
May what time is it for you :3
The second kingdom is located on another of the lake’s shorter sides, but the soil there is rich and can support large amounts of crops, meaning they are the most populous of the three. They raise an army of volunteers and put them through just enough military training that they can officially call themselves knights and squires
Uhm
So the third kingdom is not as prosperous as the other two, either in knowledge or agriculture. They only have one knight to send, out on his way with his aging squire
I have the exact r/jokes copypasta pulled up from my saved posts
feel free to continue for the audience
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1984
For the record I didnt get this joke from Reddit I got it from my friend, who might have gotten it from Reddit,
May are you tired
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The night before the battle is to begin, the first kingdom’s army are already drinking and celebrating, thinking their victory would be certain
I was idly eating espresso beans earlier so not really
what do you MEAN you were eating espresso beans
Idly
I feel like after the first bean you’d think about the consequences of your actions 
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That same night, the second kingdom’s knights, fearful due to their lack of experience, attempt a mock battle in order to get some idea of what the real thing will be like. Unfortunately, things go south, and by the end of things, all their squires have to tending to their injuries sustained before the actual fight even began
When have you known me to ever think about consequences
espresso beans, known for their good taste on their own for eating
If you ate a ghost pepper you would definitely be thinking about consequences
The third kingdom’s knight sets up camp with their squire. They’re hungry, so they get a fire going, and grab from their meagre bag of supplies a rope, which they tie into a noose hung above the fire, and a pot, which they slip into the noose and begin cooking a nice batch of stew in