Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#16127

Not until significantly after

#16128

I want to reseach you

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#16129

reseach…

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#16130

I love spicy food While I am eating it but once I get bored ofit the aftertaste is sooo annoying

#16131

The knight is very hungry after all this hard work, so they eat up the entire pot of stew and leave their squire to forage for scraps. Very selfish. SAD

#16132

& that’s the conclusion to the joke

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#16133

not really they’re kinda mid

#16134

I lied. Lying is funny.

The next day, the first kingdom’s knights are all far too exhausted and hungover to fight. However, the kingdom prepared well for this kind of emergency: if a knight is out of commission, their squire is trained to take up their armour and go in their place. Off those brave squires went to the battlefield

#16135

The second kingdom’s knights, injured and bleeding, are in no condition to go to war either, but they know their advantage in numbers is completely negligible if they simply do not send anyone to the battlefield. So the squires, despite not knowing what the hell they were doing, marched off, hoping to get lucky and overwhelm the enemy

#16136

The third kingdom’s singular knight, meanwhile, ate far too much stew last night, and when they awoke in the morning, they were too ill to even move from where they were lying. Like the other kingdoms, the squire shows no fear decides to go in their knight’s place

#16137

The kingdoms’ armies all meet on the battlefield, and after they fight, there is a lone victor: the third kingdom wins control of the lake. How did this happen? Well

#16138

The squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other sides

#16139

Had to finish the joke again cause I’m not a coward. Thanks for watching don’t forget to like comment & susbcribe

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#16140

I’m proud of you

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#16141

Looking at the joke on Reddit, it’s substantially different in wording from the version he told, but both contain the same error saying the squire of the high pot and noose is greater than the sum of the squires of the other sides. So that line could trace back to the Reddit telling quite easily

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#16142

image

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#16143

So there’s this lake

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#16144

and it’s SHAPED as a TRIANGLE

#16145

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8hs3q7/three_kingdoms_lay_on_a_triangle_lake/

#16146

Nothing but respect for My source