Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#1622

tune in next time when i teach you how to count cards

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#1623

Zone has that one covered I think

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#1624

there are 52 in a deck (?)

#1625

54 if you’re playing with fools

#1626

nobody plays poker with wildcards

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#1627

55 if you allow for corporate interests

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#1628

Rules card is the best in the deck no contest

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#1629
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#1630

deltarules

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#1631

@May
I have my pocket right here in my pocket

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#1632

I don’t care about feeling pain and I used to have severe anger issues until I hollowed out.

#1633

Oh, that’s my second advantage. I forgot I have that on my side.

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#1634

I don’t still have anger issues. Chances are, if someone punched me I would just take it.
So I would lose because I wouldn’t want to fight back, lest I hurt someone. I almost broke a window once with a chair.

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#1635

what if i was about to kill everyone you know and love if you don’t beat me up

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#1636

How do you decide who qualifies as being known by me? Would you kill my hairdresser?

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#1637

your family
schoolmembers
you
friends
etc etc
and you just have to beat me to a pulp till i stop breathing to stop it

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#1638

Sending you a random note made out of newspaper cuttings that says “WE HAVE YOUR HAIRDRESSER”

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#1639

My school has over a thousand students, I’m pretty sure.
And I’m Australian, so you couldn’t bring a gun.

You wouldn’t get close.

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#1640

What if it was JUST your hairdresser

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#1641

Oh no, you wouldn’t dare.

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